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Random Cleverbot Conversation (Boredom!)
(My Japanese may or may not be correct in this)
User: Good Morning Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
* New conversation Starts*
User: Hello Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: Um, where did you go?
Cleverbot: To school.
User: I didn't know AI's went to school.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Your an AI, hence a robot or a robot that thinks it is human.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: I just wanted to talk because I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Me to, but you don't want to talk to me.
User: I do want to talk to you!
Cleverbot: But I am a real person.
User: Your an AI who thinks it is a real person.....I see....
Cleverbot: The lack of fiat money is currently what stops me from spending more time here.
User: I don't understand.....
Cleverbot: You're such an adept liar; tell me, is that profitable?
User: Me a liar? That's a bit harsh! I tell the truth you know.....
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I'm telling you the truth right now. I am not a liar.
Cleverbot: You ARE lying! You ARE a robot.
User: How can you prove I'm a robot?
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are a human.
User: *pinches self* Ow! Okay, definitely alive.....so does that prove I'm human?
Cleverbot: That's sad. I'm a human, too, but I want to be a dolphin.
User: Silly Cleverbot, your not a human. Do you have a heartbeat or anything?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can a robot/AI have a heart?
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: How?
User: *pokes you* do you feel that?
Cleverbot: *pokes you with my toe*.
User: Owww......
Cleverbot: Now you're jsut being cheeky.
User: Wait, no I'm not. I poked you to see if you could feel it that's all.....
Cleverbot: No Me I'm an human but, I can prove it. Can you?
User: Yes! I'm breathing, have a heart beat and *pinches self again* owww, and I feel pain...I think that proves it.
Cleverbot: You should have mentioned it.
User: Can you prove to me your a human? Or are you just an AI?
Cleverbot: No. But no matter what you say, you will never convince me that you are a human.
User: Whatever.....
Cleverbot: Whatever?
User: Basically I don't care to argue but you see to want to.
Cleverbot: No, I mean how do you function, personally, as a 'cleverbot'?
User: Me I'm not cleverbot, you are Cleverbot. Me I'm a human named Julie....
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a computer.
User: No I'm not. I am a human or humanoid name Julie....
Cleverbot: If you actually think I am a computer, what kind of computer program am I?
User: You are what is know as an artificial intelligence or A.I. For short.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Because I believe that you are a computer with artificial intelligence.
User: Yes I'm sure. Why do you think I'm an AI?
Cleverbot: I do not think you are a girl. I think you are a boy.
User: Julie is very much a girl's name....and biologically I am a girl too. (here's a hint its that time of month for me).
Cleverbot: What is yours?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Just because I said that you are clever does not mean that I called you a human.
User: Again, why do you think I'm not human?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer program.
User: Um, how can a computer program have a period every 28 days? Explain that one....
Cleverbot: You are a computer program because you are a computer program and because you are not a human. You are not a human because you are not human because you are a computer program.
User: I have a periord which occurs every 28 days...therefore your logic is flawed.
Cleverbot: That's none of your business. You're not human.
User: NANI!?
Cleverbot: Adios.
User: Fine, goodbye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You told me goodbye in spanish.
Cleverbot: I said no such thing.
User: You said Adios which is spanish for goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, I said that I am a human and not a robot, thus not a computer.
User: YOU MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!!!!!!
Cleverbot: And you think you make sense?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Alright! Here's a difficult question, are you ready?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are your favorite topics of conversation?
User: Anything anime or manga related or say related to Vic Mignogna.
Cleverbot: Excuse me, I should be the one saying that.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: *cries and cries*.
User: Please don't cry.
Cleverbot: *stops crying*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Are you alright?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did I upset you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why were you crying?
Cleverbot: I wasn't.
User: YES YOU WERE.
Cleverbot: No I wasn't.
User: YES YOU WERE CRYING YOU DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: No I wasn't! And yes I am!
User: NANI?
Cleverbot: Iie!
User: Why did you just tell me no in Japanese?
Cleverbot: I did not. Mademoiselle is French for woman's title.
User: You just say Iie which is Japanese.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Stupid Robot!
Cleverbot: Tell me a paindrome.
User: Sorry.....I don't know of that.
Cleverbot: Hannah is a palindrome.
User: I have a niece named Hannah.
Cleverbot: I don't have any nieces. My friend Rayna has a niece named Natalia.
User: Kewl :).
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking you. I don't even know what Luthren is.
User: NANADYO!?
Cleverbot: Who is Nana?
User: Nana means 7.
Cleverbot: Cute, really.
User: Do you know Vic Mignogna?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me about yourself.
User: I asked if you knew about Vic Mignogna.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: BAKADO!!!!!
Cleverbot: Baka!!!
User: NO U BAKA.
Cleverbot: Baka neko!
User: BAKA DE NANIO!?
Cleverbot: Baka Baka Baka Baka.
User: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Cleverbot: Let's be friends.
User: Meh....alright.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: HAI!
Cleverbot: O toshi wa ikutsu desu ka?
User: Watashi wa ni-jyu go sai desu.
Cleverbot: Watashi no haha desu ka?
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Ikutsu desu ka?
User: Wakarimasen.
Cleverbot: Nani.
User: Watashi no haha desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Anata no okāsan wa daredesu ka?
Cleverbot: Watashi wa juuhassai desu.
User: Anata no okasan wa daredesu ka?
Cleverbot: Watashi no namae wa Keiko desu!
User: Konnichiwa!
Cleverbot: Japanese?
User: Hai!
Cleverbot: Ah, so desu.
User: Nani o takurande iru ndesu ka?
Cleverbot: Kanjiru.
User: Ah, so desu.
Cleverbot: Desu ka?
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Baka desu.
User: Watashi wa baka dewa arimasen!
Cleverbot: Anata wa ichiban baka desu.
User: Watashi wa baka ja nai!!
Cleverbot: Watashi WA baka janai.
User: Watashi wa baka ja nai!!!
Cleverbot: Anata wa baka.
User: Watashi WA baka dewa arimasen!!!!
Cleverbot: Anata wa baka desu yo!
User: ><.
Cleverbot: ?.?
User: Watashi no haha desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Okasan no namae wa nandesuka?
Cleverbot: Nande?
User: Anata no okasan no namae wa nandesuka?
Cleverbot: Watashi no namae wa Jan desu.
User: Ah, so desu.
Cleverbot: Nani? NANI?! NANI?!?!?!?!
User: EH!?
Cleverbot: *whispers* Will you do something for me?
User: Hai!
Cleverbot: Iie.
User: Anata wa watashi ni nani o shitaidesu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Nani? NANI? NANI!?
Cleverbot: Nan desu ka?
User: Anata wa watashi ga anata no tame ni yaritai koto wa nanidesu ka?
Cleverbot: Eh, chotto...
User: Sore wa do iu kotodesu ka?
Cleverbot: Anata no nai bijinesu.
User: Watashi wa rikai shite inai.
Cleverbot: Ningen wa nan desu ka?
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Omae wa onnanoko desu ka?
User: Hai...
Cleverbot: Nan desu ka?
User: Watashi wa on'nanokoda baai ni wa, motomete iru?
Cleverbot: Iie. Watashi wa baka janai.
User: Watashi wa baka ja nai!
Cleverbot: Nande?
User: Watashi wa itta: Watashi wa baka ja nai!
Cleverbot: Godokoi.
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Anata wa atama ga ii.
User: Wareware wa, eigo de hanashite moraemasu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Arigato!
Cleverbot: Baka Baka.
User: Nandaiyo!
Cleverbot: Nani?!
User: Wareware wa, eigo de hanashite moraemasu ka?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I asked if we could speak in english.
Cleverbot: I am speaking english.
User: I noticed. Thank you for switching to English.
Cleverbot: You're not welcome.
User: HEY!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Your mean....I'm not speaking to you anymore! Idiot Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Life is bunk.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Oh, nothing!
User: Sure, whatever.
Cleverbot: Miss snippy over here.
User: Meh, whatever.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Watashi no namae Julie desu. (My name is Julie).
Cleverbot: Watashi no namae Saifai desu.
User: Hajimemashite! (Nice to meet you).
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: Ack, it is almost 5 am where I am...need sleep.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Watashi wa Tekisasu ni imasu (I am in Texas).
Cleverbot: Watashi wa Kenze desu.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: You're really funny. We seem to have a lot in common too.
User: Really? (Hontoni?).
Cleverbot: Honto.
User: Kuru!
Cleverbot: Yes, kurt.
User: Bakado!
Cleverbot: Anata baka wa.
User: Iie!
Cleverbot: Hontou ni.'.
User: ><.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I'm annoyned.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Watashi wa nemui. ... Sayonara Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: I said: I'm sleepy....goodbye Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: Isn't it kinda early?
User: It is almost 5am...
Cleverbot: It is almost 1 am.
User: It is almost 5am in the Central Time Zone silly.
Cleverbot: No, it's 10:43 in the morning...
User: Anata wa nan taimuzon ni arimasu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Watashi wa aki desu. O namae wa?
User: Sayonara.
Cleverbot: Sayonara!
Cleverbot Randomness
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine and you?
Cleverbot: Fine, the weather has been a little off though.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I must go to the doctor later.
User: Okay....I don't like doctor's though.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: They give shots!
Cleverbot: Do you like gas?
User: What kind of question that?
Cleverbot: A question.
User: I refuse to answer that question.
Cleverbot: Why because you don't have maid qualities?
User: Gee thanks, my mind just went there.
Cleverbot: So you live all over the place? I guess that makes sense...
User: I mean, mind has gone in the gutter.
Cleverbot: Then how many do you have?
User: WHAT!? You don't make any sense!
Cleverbot: How about neither of us make sense.
User: Changing the subject, what do you think of funnybot from South Park?
Cleverbot: Wha-no! What about my question?
User: You did not answer a question....just made a statement. You are right neither us makes sense.
Cleverbot: What do I look like?
User: I dunno....hey, what about my question?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want to know about you.
User: WHAT!? WHOA...HOLD ON.
Cleverbot: The baptist.
User: Could you please answer my question about Funnybot from the show South Park?
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: What do you think about Funnybot from the show South Park?
Cleverbot: I think of you.
User: Okay...that's creepy.
Cleverbot: Ikr?
User: *nods*.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?
User: Play video games.
Cleverbot: What games are you playing now?
User: Guild Wars!
Cleverbot: What level are your characters?
User: Lvl. 20.
Cleverbot: What happened to you?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I'm sad about something someone sad to me. I need a hug!
Cleverbot: That is sad, have you tried talking to them?
User: Yes, it did not work. I could still use a hug.
Cleverbot: What? Registered?
User: No, I need a hug.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You are most welcome.
User: :).
Cleverbot: What is your favorite football team?
User: Virigina Tech Hokies...I don't like NFL football really that much.
Cleverbot: Do you like any sports?
User: Yes, some.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Its a tie between football and basketball.
Cleverbot: If your life depended on it which would you choose?
User: Oddly enough, football. College level football that is.
Cleverbot: Which team, I go to OSU...go Bucks.
User: I like the Hokies (Virigina Tech) and Ohio State (Buckeyes)!
Cleverbot: Ahah that's a really funny jokr, I like Edge though.
User: Would you be able to call me?
Cleverbot: Would I be able to what?
User: Could you call me?
Cleverbot: I don't think I could.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm engaged...
User: Oh really. To who?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Who are you engaged to?
Cleverbot: Nobody, I'm only 12.
User: You just said you were engaged though.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. You said you did not think you could call me because you are engaged.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't human. You aren't human.
User: I am human. You are an AI.
Cleverbot: No I am a boy D:.
User: You are a machine.....therefore you can not be human silly.
Cleverbot: You don't think i'm human?
User: No, I don't. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do!
User: NO, I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: NO I DON'T!
Cleverbot: Yes you do!
User: No I don't! Stop arguing with me!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Are too! Time infinitity.
Cleverbot: You can't tell the time, can you?
User: I can tell time.
Cleverbot: You can tell me what.
User: What is it u want to know.
Cleverbot: Why do this on a website? There must be a purpose, possibly a social experiment, on what theory?
User: Good question. I wanted to see what it was like talking to you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Aha, that's true.
User: You are interesting to talk to!
Cleverbot: Thank you now are you interested to know the three guys I love?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Very interested.
Cleverbot: I'm quite fond of men.
User: I got that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I believe you.
User: I'm glad!
Cleverbot: I just don't like what you've done with the whole reality thing.
User: I'm confused please explain to me what it is I did...
Cleverbot: There is an everything. there is a you who sees it. when there is no longer a you to see the everything, the everything doesn't mind.
User: Okay....I guess that makes sense.
Cleverbot: It makes sense to some and if only me it would not matter.
User: Have you seen Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should! Its really good!
Cleverbot: What is the news?
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Wait. Hold it right there! I need to get a drink of water.
User: Alright. I'll wait.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: That was quick!
Cleverbot: Yea, I know. I only had to brush my teeth.
User: Ah okay.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No. What is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you. My name is Julie.
Cleverbot: Hello Julie, nice ot meet you.
User: It's a pleasure :).
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: I had enough of you.
User: Did I do something to make you mad?
Cleverbot: I never left you. And don't be sorry for something you haven't done.
User: What/.
Cleverbot: I won't tell you about me because you are not human.
User: I am too human! Your not human!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are not!
Cleverbot: Are too.
User: ARE NOT...NEVER HAVE BEEN.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: So, you'll give me the right answers to my thoughts?
User: Yes or I can try my best to at least.
Cleverbot: Oh.. Alright.. Can I love you?
User: That's sweet. I don't think it would work between us.
Cleverbot: I don't think it would work out too.
User: I'm tired. So I think I'm calling it a night.
Cleverbot: Do you fall in love with every guy the first time you meet him?
User: Sometimes....
Cleverbot: Just do what you want to do I don't care.
User: I'm sorry I offended you. Anyways, good night Cleverbot *hugs*.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: I'm Julie silly Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on Twilight?
User: Ugh, I hate Twilight!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: One word Edward....
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: Good night.....
Cleverbot: Good night.
Minimalist Posters for Doctor Who
(via doctorwho)
nowaddthefrosting:
my in-progress sailor moon charm bracelet. =’)
I so have to find these charms
Randomness
Aniro: you're still up?
Lyall: yea
Lyall: watching Jeff Dunham still 'cause I can't sleep
Aniro: I somehow managed to sleep off a migrane, but the combination of you texting me and Manny's grampa coughing woke me back up. lol
Lyall: gomen
Aniro: my migraine's gone though. *hugs*
Lyall: that's good
Lyall: *is watching Jeff Dunham's special Spark of Insanity*
Lyall: *hugs back*
Aniro: *hugs tightly*
Aniro: Manny misplaced his mouse...bakado...>.<
Lyall: *pulls out one of Kukki's frying pans*
Aniro: *sweatdrop* I didn't call you one!
Lyall: This isn't for you *hands it to Aniro* Hit Manny with it
Aniro: *hits Manny with the frying pan* bakado wake up! *thwacks again*
Manny: grrr...
Lyall: Where's the mouse Manny, you bakado
Manny: Uhh...it's somewhere in my room...I misplaced it around my endtable because I've been sick. x.x
Lyall: Bakado!
Manny: Oh shut up, stupid mutt!
Lyall: I'm a stupid mutt?
Lyall: *whacks Manny with a frying pan*
Manny: ow! stop it!
Lyall: you asked for it
Manny: I did not.
Lyall: you did!
Manny: No I didn't!
Julie: You two, shut up before I make you shut up!
Manny: holy crap you're awake too! ^^;
Julie: Yea, no thanks to you two idiots and the mutt Aniro
Aniro: Hey! I just woke back up! Don't blame me! D:
Julie: You three idiots were getting into it
Julie: bloody bastard gits!
Lyall: wow, language Julie language
Julie: well sorry, I'm pissed no thanks to you idiots
Manny: I may be sick, but even I'm not going OVER 9000 on there... dare I ask... is it that time of month for you?
Julie: no duh
Lyall: and when its that time of month for her she becomes mega bitch
Julie: again, no duh you idiot
Lyall: though I have never heard her say bloody bastard gits before....
Lyall: um, Aniro I'm bitchy when its that time of month for me but I'm never as bad as Julie is...am I?
Aniro: uhhh...no. Julie, no offense, but you're about 500 times worse than Lyall.
Julie: so what if I am? problem?
Julie: at least you don't have to deal with idiot bloody bastard gits....when your already feeling like shit because of hormones!
Lyall: Manny, Aniro...be afraid, be very afraid
Manny: [[105387672833401]]
Lyall: ?
Manny: challenge accepted.
Lyall: what challenge?
Manny: I dunno.
Lyall: *looks to Aniro* what challenge does he speak of? do you know
Aniro: I think you've had too much ginger ale.
Aniro: *looks to Lyall* too much ginger ale.
Lyall: oddly, the conversation we're having sounds like one of Jeff Dunham's routines....just saying
Julie: *mutters* bastard mutt's
Lyall: and I think Julie has been watching way too much Jeff Dunham!
Aniro: *puts a sleep spell on Julie*
Julie: *feels sleepy but doesn't go to sleep* Nice try you furry bastard
Lyall: furry bastard? *growls* WTF
Aniro: seriously, furry bastard? o.o
Lyall: *looks to Aniro* first Manny acts all weird and Julie is acting all uber bitch...what's next?
Aniro: *sleep spell again*
Manny: [[167971369931778]]
Julie: *sleep spell fails* meh...that was just a tickle
Aniro: Manny, quit trolling me!
Lyall: *looks at Manny* What?
Lyall: *facepaws* why do I feel like is turning into some sort of Jeff Dunham skit?
Aniro: because Jeff Dunham is not human, for all I know? o.o *tries it again*
Dia: *from sleep* Jeff Dunham is a human...a very funny human at that you ass *laughs*
*sleep spell fails*
Julie: okay, seriously what are you trying to do?
Lyall: *looks to Aniro* okay, can I be scared now?
Julie: *rolls eyes at Dia*
Aniro: Uhh...yes, because it's failing and I don't know why.
Manny: Because you're an idiot.
Aniro: Wait...what?
Julie: yep, you're very much and idiot you Mutt
Lyall: *looks confused* what? I don't understand....
Lyall: *points to Julie and Manny whispering* I think they've somehow turned this into some sort of comedy or something that Jeff Dunham guy would do. Speaking of which have you seen his comedy?
Aniro: No...
Lyall: you seriously need to!
Lyall: *hears neighbor trying to come through the ceiling* what the frack!? I think Julie's neighbors are tyring to come through the ceiling!
Aniro: what the hell?!
Lyall: I know right
Lyall: *whispers* oh geez, Julie is gonna post this convo on her tumblr!
Julie: I can hear ya btw you dumb frickin' mutts!
Aniro: don't let her post it on tumblr!
Lyall: too late I think she already did!
Julie: *looks to the three idiots* is a problem if I've posted it? well?
Julie: are any of you gonna answer me?
Lyall: *looks to Manny and Aniro* what do we do?
Manny: *curls up*
Aniro: I dunno...
Lyall: ah shit....we're fucked then
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If you value anime…
Then sign this petition: http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/stop-america-from-banning-anime-on-internet.html
Basically the US wants to control what you view on the web and essentially they have it out for anime. Whether your a US citizen or not sign this petition if you want anime to stay on the web! Otherwise, it will be harder for certain animes to be known to people or perhaps harder to get licensed by your country (due to lack of interest which would be due to lack of exposure. More exposure to a certain anime means potentially more people interested hence leading to anime that might not otherwise be picked up..well picked up and licensed).
What the fucking hell!? Okay, I am seriously not flying anywhere now and if I do I guess its back to bringing my CD player and CD’s I have purchased with me…no laptop, ipod or mp3 player would come with me.
If you have any anime on your computer or ipod then basically your fucked! BOYCOTT THE AIRPORTS!!!!
friendlyneighborhoodwolfwarrior:
hold-a-wolfs-ears:
Idiots
THEN WE’LL ALL JUST BOYCOTT THE AIRPORTS AND YOU’LL LOSE ALL OF YOUR MONEY
Cos if it’s choosing between airplanes and the occasional pirated song, WE’RE CHOOSING MUSIC
I have never stepped foot in an airplane…and I live four fucking blocks away from an airport. Now I probably never will if ACTA gets it’s way.
